so tell me how this should be!

Sundays are rubbish for many reasons.

  • they mark the end of a crappy week, welcoming in yet another crappy week
  • if you get drunk on a Sunday, peole frown at you and think of you as an alcoholic
  • pubs close WAY too early
  • There is NEVER anything good on Tv, or on the internet (okai, that last bit was a lie)
  • I hate the letter S anyway
  • It’s just runnish. Sundays, i hate you!
  • oh yeah, it also means a new wek of work, torture and skwl for you poor buggers who still have to go…

So all in all, sundays are gay! and not in the homo kind of way. Gay in the “oh my god, thats so crappy i just want to lick that hobos face” kind of way. And jeez, that is pretty gay.

I like this by the way, ‘m going to invest in on. Unless omeone buys me one first. Then i’ll still by one and they can ave transformer raves:beatbox bumblebee

Why am i rambling on like this? i don’t no. Maybe cuz coming off pills sucks, and maybe it’s cuz relationships suck. Men suck. Each other. Things get so screwed up even if you havent said or done anything. I just miss everything that i used to have. Everything that for some reason has been lost, fcukin great times. Not. *sighs*I need a make out. Fast.

On another note, nothing of immense funnyness has been stumbled upon on my lappentoppen except for charlie the unicorn 3. I do find that rather humourous, but yeah. I find bent twigs funny so don’t quote me on that. I’ve also been invited to “suck Danielles lollipop!” on facebook. what kind of request is that?!?! Is she a man? Does she have a shlong? no. i don’t think so. Therefore, no pot noodling girls for me! No sir!

Sometimes, i wish i was a lesbien. It would solve alot of problems. BUT, i’ve found tht making out with girls, is no different than making out wiv guys, so i’m gonna stick with guys. They are easily disposed of, and they are more likely to not bitch about you afterwards Ooooh funkyzeit!

Bed time. Facebook first, just incase a certain some one comes online. then i can pounce, lick them, then hurredly go offline before they know what hit them! Rawr! here i come =)

x0x

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